Tired of being gay? Who wouldn't be?
Try Dr Kendall's new Gay Away and be an ex-gay today.
Based on years of research, trained therapists using a stick with a picture of Jesus on will poke the gay out of you.
Guaranteed to maximize your heterosexual potential!
Tony B from Cheltenham writes: "I bummed men for 17 years. Now I'm ex-gay and I have a girlfriend. Thank you, Gay Away, you saved me from burning in hell".
Only £499 a session (+ VAT). May not work on lesbians.
*** A picture of someone who looks like a doctor but isn't actually me.