Tuesday, 17 April 2012

Dr Kendall's Gay Away


Tired of being gay? Who wouldn't be?

Try Dr Kendall's new Gay Away and be an ex-gay today.

Based on years of research, trained therapists using a stick with a picture of Jesus on will poke the gay out of you.

Guaranteed to maximize your heterosexual potential!

Tony B from Cheltenham writes: "I bummed men for 17 years. Now I'm ex-gay and I have a girlfriend. Thank you, Gay Away, you saved me from burning in hell".

Only £499 a session (+ VAT). May not work on lesbians.

*** A picture of someone who looks like a doctor but isn't actually me.

1 comment:

  1. Beating me with a stick whilst forcing me to look at a picture of Jesus would just make me want Jesus very much, in a most unpleasant way! :-)